The Sex Life Of An Electron
One night when his charge was high, Micro Farad
decided to get a cute little coil to help him
discharge. He picked up Milli Amp and took her for a
ride on his megacycle. They rode across Wheatstone
Bridge, around Sine Wave, and stopped in a megnetic
field by a flowing current. Micro Farad, attracted by
Milli Amp's characteristic curves, soon had her at
minimum resistance and her field excited. He laid her
on the ground potential, raised her frequency. lowered
her capacitance, and pulled out his high voltage
probe. He inserted it in parallel and almost short
circuited her shunt. Finally excited, Milli Amp cried,
"Mho, Mho, give Mho!"
With his tube at maximum and her coil vibrating from
the current flow, she soon reached saturation. The
excess current had made her pretty hot. Micro's
capcitance was rapidly discharging and draining nearly
every electron. They fluxed all night, trying various
connections and sockets until his bar magnet lost all
its field. Milli Amp tried self-induction and almost
ruined her solenoid. With his battery fully
discharged, Micro was unable to excite his
transformer, so they ended up reversing polarity and
blowing each other's fuses......... Watt A Spark
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